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 08.02.2010
I go home shorter.
With milk in hand.
I am moving to my area.
Right in front of me the car brakes, from there two fucking
Ordinary one such
Second 4 teams in width, two in height
with two skulls he can't get to fuck
2 in the car.
They are drunk in shit.
I was asked where the bathroom was.
I say, I don’t know
I am told, say, that we will cut you off in the woods, in the woods, in the cinema.
I think, how do you get worse?
Well, it was all the powerful said, the second reassured him.
I found out that I really don’t know Nihua.
He sits in the car, and the fat says.
They went with us to the crazy.
I look very crazy.
A miracle of milk.
I say nothing.
He’s crazy, he’s jumping out, he’s taking my coat off.
In the car, he says, I fuck you.
If you do not go with us
He takes me behind the shelf and puts me in the car.
I think it’s all aqua.
I tell them, I would go home.
They flattered us like
I think well.
Sitting
I was transported 4 quarters, then landed.
Because my grandmother found it.
Going for milk.
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