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 09.02.2010
Tagged as sex (sex)
- the helmet... the helmet... the helmet... (Estonian sex)
Tagged with: Jewish sex
Tagged with: russian sex
--sleep-sleep-chrum-chrum-chrum (sex in some African tribes)
--oh blya-oi wei-oi blya-oi wei (Russian-Israeli negotiations)
-Sleep-Sleep-Sleep-Babah (sex with an inflatable woman)
- shrap... oh yeah... shrap... oh yeah... shrap... chrum-chrum... babah (party at the UN)
Sex in bed (Sex in bed)
- Script-script-script (oneist on the bed)
--script-script-script-slip (the onanist fell from the bed)
Shleep-Jin Shleep-Jin (Sex in the Frost)
Jin-Jin (sex in the cold)
Shuttle Shuttle (Gerasim loves the Mummy)
• Tuck Tuck (Buratino loves Malvina)
--shleep-tuk-tuk-tuk-shleep-gaw-shleep-oy blas (party in the theater of Karabas Barabas)
--Bull Shuttle Shuttle (Gerasim loves Mummy, 2 weeks later)
Witch-Witch-Witch (Chip and Dale came to help)
--Sleep-Baby-Sleep-Boom-Sleep-Baby (sex in the big city)
Slip-mo-Slip-mo-Slip-mo-Slip-mo-Slip (Sex in the Village)
- Come to me (talk with the boss)
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