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 12.02.2010
Advice of Friends
My friends love to boast about the number of their victories.
that, say, with the girl to break up - they have no problem with this,
And that for achieving happiness, Port wine and beer are good.
Only the flames of passion can burn out of the soul.
A girl drunk like a tea tree - breaks, cries, eats -
She is not the master of her treasures, nor the shield of a maiden’s honor.
Don’t be beautiful and happy, but be clever and speaking.
interfere with the beauty of vodka with beer - this is the call of my friends.
What are you going to do to such ugly people?
And you here with bare hands, try to get the girl!
Of course, with a powerful machine anyone will fall into a bear;
Eating a kilogram of wine, every girl will go to the guys.
And you with the rogatine one in a barrel to the beast Sun Murlo,
And the mineral water drank the girl all naked.
And if the little one silently grinds from talking and water,
and look like the sun burns, and with the first flash of the star
You drowned in her volcano – then you weren’t a fool.
Consider that with your naked hands you have killed a bear more often.

You are right, help vodka, flowers, brilliants and perfumes,
But let the beautiful woman love you for a hard break.
And a flexible mind.
c) Vadim Stepantsov
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