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 13.02.2010
I live in Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky. Three years "unicorns" with a pump built us a sports complex. Slowly he started working. Children’s Centers have been operating for a month. A senior official visited us. The authorities decided to bend again and forgive the official opening ceremony in his honor. They came, the red tape was quickly stretched, and the children were driven out of the hall through a black walk to the backyard.Well, he cut the tape, walks, looks, comments gives.He went and asked:"What are these children worth?" Someone from the accompanying says, say, these are local children, just look. It is suitable for children with the appearance of a benefactor:
Hi you kids.
and greetings.
What are you standing here?
We’ve been here for an hour, like fools in chairs and kimono on the snow.
You should have seen the man’s face!!! to
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