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 16.02.2010
One New York doctoral student who did not receive funding for the project
social research, costing the budget significantly below 100
of dollars.
He ordered a tube of super glue and 10 desperate red tablets with the inscription:

Do not try to break this window with your head!
It is impossible!

The scientist independently uncovered these tablets on the supermarket windows.
different areas of New York.
A month later he conducted an inventory of the consequences, contacting the
relevant supermarket services.

The absolute record was set by the Irish district of the city.
It has been struck 32 times! The only successful attack was
originated from the USSR, and in a relatively prosperous region.
The city. It was a 52-year-old bald programmer.
He was the only one who attacked the wrong window near which the red window was hanging.
the table, and moved on three slopes to the left, where, as it turned out, the window
It was a reserve evacuation exit.
Non-traumatic, easily breaking plastic glass. Employees
The supermarket claimed that the difference between the windows on the outside can be noticed.
was almost impossible. But, as they say, intelligence is intelligence. by
The offer to pay for the broken window this frame was rugged and showed
The red sign.

What happened next will seem to be a fiction for all mentally normal people.
Citizens living outside the United States. This is an effective country.
of management.
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