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 14.03.2008
<KAMAZ> We have a coffee machine at work. Everyone is not childish. The first to hack / cheat him was proposed by the head of the security service of Rosgosstrach. I, as a technician-expert, thoroughly studied it and came to the conclusion that it was necessary to put a stronger push. Choose the moment. I did not decide myself. But the counsellors were much more persistent.
<KAMAZ> first one of them broke the bank... a black man ran, drank coffee and received a deposit of 100 rubles
<KAMAZ> has now come full shit. Now the co-workers of the Consultant have a magical ruble, which they put into the machine, get it back immediately, but the machine counts those 10 rubles. The eternal money!
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