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 22.02.2010
Mistake (01:13 PM) :
My father told me that it was real to cook eggs in the microwave without water. I put 5 pieces on a plate for 2 minutes. The electricity to smoke went away, there, fucking, the direct fight began. At the last explosion, the door opened, and when the last egg broke, the whole hole flew to the wall of the refrigerator, and all my magnets fell. He rattled like a salmon, up to tears.
Issue (01:14 PM) :
How did I know I could put eggs in the microwave in the shell?
Issue (01:14 PM) :
Or am I just stupid?
Necroscope (01:15 PM) :
No, brother you are smart!
It is trustworthy!
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