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 27.02.2010
We will talk about those distant times when the word "colloquium" had a special meaning for students. We sent our group once again to field work. By that time, we were already the boys accustomed to everything, for the sake of the city, knew enough in the field and in the collection of root crops. But here, instead of the usual potatoes, three tested comrades – me, Sane and
Serge – assigned a “special task”. It was time to vaccinate cattle, and this same vaccination had to be carried out urgently. Of course, the needle in the cows had to be a veterinarian, we only had to assist. Simply put, hold the animal. “And reassure if possible,” the leader of the group said.
The process took place as follows. Each cow was thrown in a sort of stand. Sanya held her for the horns (as calming as possible), and I was in charge of the back of the cow while the veterinarian was injecting. This part of the operation went surprisingly smoothly. Maybe maybe,
Alexander found the right words to reassure every lady, and maybe just the doctor knew his affair well.
Seregha’s role was to transfer the “sick” to the “operative”.
The cow, as you know, is a stubborn animal and has no special intelligence. They were chased by Sergei with a stick, and especially stubborn and with help.
“Such a mother.” There was a cow that didn’t want to go anywhere. Our predator runs around her, pulls, chases, and she doesn’t go. In general, bringing the unfortunate, he decided to apply brute force and heated her with a rod on the back. He grinned and immediately regretted it.
The cow looked at the serpent. Neither he nor we ever thought that cows could look so expressively. In the eyes of this representative of the species clearly read the universal sorrow and universal resentment of this cruel world. Turning away, the parnocopite Ophelia sat on her legs and fell on the side, breathlessly falling to the feet of the "killer".
There is the destruction of socialist parnocopytny property. The newly performed animator stood with his eyes opened and his mouth opened, as if depicting the final scene from the "Revizor". After the theatrical pause, Sanya decided to answer his silent question:
– All, Sereza, prepare now 500 rubles.
A huge amount at the time, almost unbearable for the student.
The horror on Seregha’s face could not be described. The veterinarian, of course, assessed the comic situation, but did not give a look. Meanwhile, Serena barely broke her hair.
What do you do guys, what do you do now?! to
– And you know it yourself... make her artificial breathing, – penetrated with the participation of Sanya.
Serega fell on his knees to a breathless towel. Have you ever made artificial breathing to a cow? A person in such cases is usually placed on the back. Sergey was unable to turn the cow on the back, so he raised her head and tried to push her jaw.
The sleeping beauty obviously did not expect such a prince. Preliminary loves at the time were not in fashion among parnocopytes. Frightened, the cow jumped on her legs and walked away with a gallop.
We vaccinated her afterwards. Although Serega refused to participate in this.
c) by v
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