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 15.03.2008
A>Mlia, in the subway such a ppc was
Z and G?
A>I sit in the car, the communicator in my hands.
On it the blue tooth is rubbed, not cut off - well, I have a BT headset. But it itself has been cut off, hasn’t had time to turn it on.
Suddenly I see - the request of the incoming connection, from the headset. One-in-one of mine, I see exactly by model.
A> well I am an assept,
I enter the code - it is standard on these sonerical, "0000"
A>I see - connected...
Well, hole, turned on the max volume the hardest metal that was)
A and G;
And through the seat from me the Aztec scream is spreading!!!! to
The guy that jumps up, not ceasing to scream, and feverishly knocking on the headphones =)))
Why should I stay calm and not burn?
I barely managed to cut it off and hide it in my pocket =)
A guy came out at the next station, apparently because almost the whole wagon looked at him as a bullshit psychic.
Z and G;
The Devil :)
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