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 10.03.2010
Review: Eat You
Karamel 4: I want to live
Tested by: HM So what to do with you?
I need to feed and drink pepsi.
karamel4: this is a demo version, the rest of the features will be available only in the licensed version of the program.
I’m going to have to pay for it again????? to
Yes, after the wedding you will pay me for everything.
karamel4: also, the license features are available: socks scattered throughout the apartment; eternally occupied bathroom; evil husband.
Tracking: Why should I pay for such malicious programs???? to
Karamel4: Well, if you want, we will have purely platonic relationships for the rest of our lives.
Inspection of the officer.
Test: Then I will eat you.
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