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 14.03.2010
The yellow press is delighted with the news:

37-year-old American hit in a car accident, shaving the shoulder behind the wheel (how? Shit, how did she do that???

A hungry panda attacked a pig farm, but refused to eat pork meat (no doubt, everyone should know this!!)

14-year-old Italian woman paralyzed after watching the movie "Paranoid phenomenon"

“American intelligence services caught a terrorist in mined trousers. (The phrase "jabar-terrorist" acquires a slightly more literal meaning...)

Peruvian surgeons cut off a 86-year-old patient's two legs instead of one (well engaged guys little, who doesn't happen!)

Two-Year-Old Baby Accepted Birth from Her Own Mother

A grandmother handed her grandson to the police because he was screaming at a poppy

A drunk American was beaten away from the police with the help of biting children (why, I have a rich imagination!)

British tractorist fined for racing at a speed of 135 km / h (and you are all about Chelyabinsk...)

Indian family adopts ex-zack as ghost
Source: http://bash.im
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