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 18.03.2008
I still work as a travel narcologist. A new episode

An infinite alcoholic saga.

At the next call, relatives lead to the patient and hurry away.

The battlefield, mystically dissolving in a heavy cloud. and I s

Sick one by one. The first meeting with the patient is sacred.

The moment. It’s like recruiting – everything is decided by the first words, the first

The look. If you show uncertainty - all, he doesn't believe you and maximum

what can be counted on - to perform the role of a pocketologist - that is,

Wash and wash quickly. Therefore I burn him, sick, with a glance,

With all the unbroken malicious interface, the ashes of the broken psyche. and not

giving to wake up - a tonometer, alcoholometer, glucometer, cardiograph. Technically

He blows before Ivan Ivanovich. Oh, it’s a pity that there is no bubble – or

He jumped around the bed. I am trying to collect an anamnese - something.

Unreasonably sneezing, well, it doesn’t matter – the most important thing I’ve already learned.

My wife washed her hands. And here’s the moment of catarsis – I’m stuck – in Vienna. U is

patient's relief in the eyes - all, now it can be taken warm! and

I went psychotherapy. I feel like I am smarter in strike. and acetaldehyde,

transaminases, co-dependence, tolerance, somehow attached

the hematoencephal barrier... And I immediately give to the need for coding,

The Ship. If not - stroke, cirrhosis, paraplegia. In the words of w.

The man’s eyes are a real fear. I am definitely on a horse today.

I see that he will soon fall asleep – I ask, “Well, let’s code?”

Frightened convulsive kiwok in response and Ivan Ivanovich goes into sweet

The phenazepam dream. I am pleased, rubbing the sweat. Feeling changes in

The pulse of the local ether materializes relatives. Finished

With a sense of duty I communicate: everything is OK, Ivan Ivanovich

I agreed to coding. My wife has horror in her eyes, my mother is baptized against me,

Fuck the fuck. Doctor, what about you? What is it?

He is a deaf!

P.S Five days later, Ivan Ivanovich coded himself - he does not drink for the second year.
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