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 16.03.2010
Yesterday at 11 o'clock he was stopped by the inspector of the GIBDD.

And your papers!
(I) Sorry, but you did not present yourself and did not explain the reason for stopping.
(I) Inspector Ivanov Ivanovich (I will not publish the FIO of the inspector). Showing a certificate?
(I) Very nice, no certificate no need to get: the street is cold, I then in the car, and you are on the street =) (laughed both, the inspector said thank you). I don’t understand why you stopped me.? to
of non-standard xenon. Now I will make a protocol, take the WU and confiscate xenon.
For the sake of God, inspector, I am only for. And if you also give me the usual light bulbs instead of xenon, I will thank you and give you money! =) is
And you know that the rights will be taken for six months!
(I) No, they won’t take away, thanks to such a good inspector!
A) Is it how?
(I) Well, you yourself do not know worse than I do, that so far you have no rights and authority to deprive and confiscate. Yes, there is a paper, but it has not entered into force, and if you take it and confiscate it, it will be returned to me in court!
You know everything, and thank you for what?
(I) For doing such a complicated procedure as replacing the bulbs in Megan. = = )
What is it that is so complicated?? to
(I) Not what it would be, but a lot of sexy =)
(And smiles) No, it’s already without me. Happy journey, thank you for a pleasant conversation!
Not for what. To meet up!
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