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 18.03.2010
Question from the Microsoft test:
Where do you buy the sausage?
1) In the cabbage shop. It is fresh and delicious there.
2) I download a virtual sausage cut from torrents. It is free there.
3) The man who takes her out of the sausage factory. What did he wear under his shirt? He is washing. Probably though.
I am a man from the previous answer.

I need to add such questions:
"Do you buy sausages separately for each family member?"
"Do you cut a sausage with a knife recommended by the sausage manufacturer?"
Do you like when after 2 years your favorite sausage stopped being produced, and to cut a new sausage, you need to buy a new knife?

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