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 18.03.2010
Diabolical: Rumor, and Michai che, with Anka is all?
Mario: Uhu)))
Diabolical by Huiase. When did they run away? O_O
by Mario: Yesterday
Diabolical is fun. So, who was in his cabin for that? And I saw him last night, he was with a findiel under the eye.
Mario: Yesterday was history. You know that joke.
Diabolical: Let’s get more detailed)
We are waiting for Irene. And Michas is so serious, says "I’ll tell you a story". Everyone is listening, listening to all ears.
Mario: He is starting.
Mario: A friend told me that he knew one family (father and daughter) of foresters. Then my father left the house and did not come back. But half a year later, he knocked on the door and asked him to eat. She was terrified and locked the door. In the morning, she went to her father and asked for advice. He told her that she would let him into the house, give him food... and then cross him from the back. She did so. The father came, she let him in, served dinner. They sat down at the table, but she accidentally fell a fork. She leaned to lift it and saw that her father had a copper instead of legs.

Mario: He continues... "The daughter asked her father, ‘Daddy, are you fucking?’"
Mario: And here Michai is sharply as grumpy as it is: "Yes!".
Mario: Well, Anka immediately fainted and Stas was clean on the machine like a jerk in the harry! That is how it all happened.
Diabolical: And I knew he would find out with his jokes someday.
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