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 18.03.2010
The story was told by a friend (it has a stunning charming appearance, according to the passport - 21 years, looks at 20). So, she sits somehow in a cafe, not in the mood, drinks coffee. At the table sits "picapper", a man under forty, begins the conversation:
M: You know, girl, you are so beautiful today, I am professionally engaged in astrology, in which year you were born?
A friend wants to send him, but politeness does not allow him.
You have such eyes! Maybe the Year of the Dragon?? to
Q: Yes, in the Year of the Dragon
M: (with the appearance of a doctor of astrological sciences, quickly counting in mind) Tam-taram!!! You are 33 years old :D

I have never received such compliments.
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