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 20.03.2010
Tip of the day: if you are watching porn in your room, then after hearing the steps of the father and tapping the cross in the player window, check that the window has actually closed. and not like me: already turning to twist, polite greeting, talking for thirty seconds about ways to attach papers, turning your back to the monitor to dive into the case, get a stepler from there, pass it, tell a joke and, laughing at the respondent, close the door, with a happy smile to turn to the screen... and, fool, notice that instead of a cross, you knocked on the translation icon in full screen mode. And the monitor is big... and the father with a sense of humor...
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