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 21.03.2010
On March 17, at 13.00 a.m., an online interview was scheduled for the Chairman of the State Duma and the Chairman of the Supreme Council of the Party.
“United Russia” by Boris Gryzlov. Boris Gryzlov planned to talk about the convincing victory of the EP in the regional elections, modernization and innovation. However, the users of the Internet arranged Grishlov flash mob.
Most of the questions they sent to Gryslov in advance were extremely unpleasant. In the morning from Gryzlov called and refused to conduct an online conference.

But 99% of the questions asked were about this plan:

Please tell me, Boris Vyacheslavovich, is it possible to filter a scientist?
Petrica to clean the water from the waterboards that were shot down by a laser, which was spoken of by your fellow party member, the governor of St. Petersburg, Mrs.
by Matvienko? ( by Andrew )

Boris Vyacheslavovich, and when will air taxes (according to the volume of lungs) and rainfall be introduced? by Maria

Boris Vyacheslavovich, good morning! Please tell me, in addition to the state program "Accessible housing" is planning to launch other humorous programs? For example, “Quality VAZ” or “Honest Officer”? ( by Alexei )

Citizen Gryzlov, how you intend to deal with the bloody inheritance
Stalin – with his own hands or with the help of Western colleagues? by Ferrat

Mr. Grizzlov, does Ed plan. Russia to introduce a tax on being below the poverty line. With the introduction of such a tax to be poor will be unprofitable! by GOSU

Yes a! I read the questions... Boris Vyacheslavovich, I think you have some trouble abroad. Because you cannot be here... (Peter)

Boris Vyacheslavovich, I have read the questions that you have asked in the previous comments, and I agree with you – this people cannot be allowed to have weapons, and, of course, they cannot be allowed all kinds of referendums. The people have not yet grown to power, at such a rate we must wait for two or three generations to change - the wrong people will die out, and the right people will remain.
I fully support your policy. Bless you Yahweh! by Ber Lazarus

Your party has passed laws that give the long-built roads into the hands of another corporation. Were these roads built by one, and the money will be wrapped up by others? When do you plan to pay for air? ( by Olga )

Gold, you are a man Boris Vyacheslavovich. All about people and people.
You need to rest. and Igor. by Samara
salary at the institute - 8000 rubles, quarterly salary - 4000 rubles, travel to work - 1000 rubles. Question: How many apples has Masha’s daughter?
( by Christina )

Boris Vyacheslavovich, greetings What do you think is the use of nanotubes in the gas and oil transport system promising? (The Anatolian

Boris Vyacheslavovich, was it a surprise for you that, gently speaking, the hostility with which the overwhelming majority of people who asked their questions relate to "United Russia"? Or do we have two different people in our country – one uses the Internet and the other goes to elections? (The Arcadia)

Boris Vyacheslavovich, when will the serfdom return to Russia? (The Roman)

Boris Gryzlov, do you think there will be another revolution in Russia? If not, what is your optimism based on? (The Trzp)

Do you really think that the people in Russia are not the same? Nihilist and inclined to corruption? Is it the opposite of “United Russia”? Sergey R

Which countries will the MPs go to after the revolution? (They are

Dear Boris Vyacheslavovich! I just want to talk to you! thanks
to you! Thank you for everything! Valentina Nikolaevna

Boris Vyacheslavovich, please tell me when will Shantsev be taken from the Nizhny Novgorod region? I think he has already provided his old age and the old age of his children and grandchildren. Maybe it is enough? (Michael the C)

I have two questions: 1. Have you already chosen the country you will live in when you leave? 2nd Do you think that in this country you will be able to escape from those who want to drink you, for example, “Clean Water”?
by Igor Lvivich

Tell me, please, what is the minimum amount to steal in Russia, what would it be for nothing? by Igor

Dear Boris Vyacheslavovich! How much time do you and your party have left? Can you wear gloves? ( by Dmitry )

Are you going on a trip to the moon, for example? With the most prominent figures of the party "United Russia"? ( by Ilya )

How can you explain the extremely low (less than 30%) voter turnout in Kaluga? (Paul is

I love the United Russia! How can I have a child with United Russia?
by Vladimir Ilyich

Why are all the dogs fat? (of Oleg)

Boris Vyacheslavovich, why do you behave as immortal? by Boris

Do you think that Patriarch Kirill has enough powers to forgive the sins of the Russians in general and yours in particular? by Borisovich

I only think that this interview will collapse at the last minute?
(of the bone)

Two questions: Homomorphism: why is the group image isomorphic? What is the difference between homomorphism and isomorphism? by Boris

Why the official gets 75 percent of his salary when he retires and the worker just 20 percent?

In the Constitution, our state is designated as social. How is the law on the actual abolition of free education and free medical care consistent with the Constitution adopted in the Duma?
by Tatiana

Dear Boris Vyacheslavovich! What means are you going to use to not answer the questions asked? (The Victor)

At 10 a.m., Boris Gryzlov, having affected a large public employment, refused to interview.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1003/o100320;1.html
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