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Parents at home. My unseen man and I lie on the couch. He begins to cling, I try to resist, but eventually he gets on me and tries to hold on.)
He: Well, now you won’t go anywhere from me!
I: I will scream!
He said, “Why are you shouting?”
I: This is what they scream when something slips on you and tries to go where you shouldn’t?
He is :?? to
I: Mom, take it off with me!! to
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