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 17.04.2010
Talk about the installers.
Druid: I heard from them when they are recruited to pay extra if you are a Pigme.
Taiwan: I’ve heard that some providers installers are first stamped.
Druid: And I’ve heard every installer assign their own color to the cable from the 24-bit palette.
Taiwan: I’ve heard that installers are not given uniforms, just any clothes on them, over time, itself turns into a combination with the provider’s logo.
Druid: And I heard that a skilled assembler can squeeze the screw pair with one hand without the help of tools.
Taipan: I’ve heard that an experienced assembler can determine the rupture of the twisted pair on the ear!
And the most experienced can squeeze the twisted pair in any sequence, and it will still work!
Druid: And I’ve heard when the installor dies, all the cables they’ve pressed off are squeezed.
Taiwan: I’ve heard that children of installers can access the internet just by closing their eyes
Druid: And I’ve heard if the monter’s child was born on the roof, then he can transmit himself by cable to that roof.
Taiwan: I have heard that the children of the monitors grow multi-colored wires instead of hair!
Druid: and I heard that in the house of the installor even the toilet is connected to the sewage through a screwed steam.
Taiwan: I’ve heard that installers don’t keep refrigerators. they conduct 2 air conditioners with an outlet in the chuland, and store products there, locking the chuland at the key
Druid: I’ve heard that they call these products software.
Taipan: And I’ve heard that if installers make a dog, it’s going to be a cable.
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