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 19.04.2010
My parents are 44 years old, I am 22.
Today I told them that they were walking until the middle of the first night, and they didn’t take the keys with me, so I had to wait for them (and I really wanted to sleep), then said that when they came at night they cooked pasta and dropped all the dirty dishes on the table next to the dishwasher. Then in the morning they jumped up at 9, drank tea, did not take off the table, turned on all the TVs in the house and went to bed again. As I walk past their room, I hear the following dialogue:
My mom is a puppy!! HAHAHA
Whoever calls himself as he calls himself!!! hihihi
I don’t complain, I like everything, but sometimes the thought is stolen, maybe I miss something.
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