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 19.04.2010
A cognitive dissonance?
There is a store in Peter, on A. Nevsky Street, "Nature".
1st In the cage in the embrace lie a cave and a white rat. The inscription on the cage: “Rats are not food, rats are friends.”
2nd The store carries a cat, whom the seller calls Schröder (due to his attitude to everything paper).
Three In the cage is a hook that the cat is trying to play with. The seller said that if the cage is opened, then the shredder (in relation to the cat and all the paparazzi) will already become a chorus (due to its nature it is already given for 5k instead of the original 16k...)
4 is On the cage with the indissociables sits a huge white poppy and teaches them to talk.
5 is A simple question about the bird-eaters ends with the removal of one of them from the bench and an insistent proposal to chew the tarantula.
The usual trip to this store for the cat toilet turns into an unforgettable adventure.

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