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 22.04.2010
P@sh'Ok: In general, I dream that it's like I scratch my bags from the store. conserve foods and so on.
And the package is so long transparent, but narrow. It contains a piece of wool, the same long narrow, and flat, and the package is so vacuum. I mean I open it, I deserve this piece of wool, and it turns into a cat. Such a wretched...
I take a pack, and there is a leaflet with the inscription: a cat in a vacuum packaging, dehydrated.
I give him water, he drinks it and becomes so fluffy, healthy and runs away somewhere.
The short comrades.

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