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 28.04.2010
Everyone says big breasts are cool, it’s beautiful.
Let me tell you the whole truth about big boobs, being their owner.
So the big ones.
Do you know that it’s hard to walk with them, and it’s almost impossible to dance?
When losing weight, these same breasts lose weight first.
Under them, the skin is constantly sweating in the heat, and the main thing is to wipe out the shit!
In the deep decolt, the crumbs constantly rise and sometimes insects fly in.
Large breasts fall out of the caterpillars that are so liked by men - from the Lolites and other Veronics.
big breasts always attract attention, so a decent girl to walk on the street is quite difficult, not
catching a couple of unpleasant fatty looks or rough screams / screams.
It is uncomfortable to sleep on your stomach.
The large chest is often accidentally hit on a limited area with a large crowd.
Large breasts become insupportable with PMS.
Lingerie sellers never believe that you have big breasts, and let you measure the lingerie first for a smaller size.
With large breasts you do not go without a lick, first, because - see item 1, second, because natural breasts (not silicone) still have the ability to "slide" in different directions, which is why it starts to look like a weed.
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