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 02.05.2010
This happened in the mid-1990s. My friend’s father is called Fedor.
Stepanovich was sick in his stomach. He drank and was treated with folk remedies, but patience ended, I had to go to the hospital. It must be said that they lived in the remote district center of Tatarstan, where the medical service was, as it would be, not at a very high level, that is, no one. So, he came to the hospital, the doctor looked at him and diagnosed appendicitis. They started preparing for the operation, well, they shaved where they needed, washed, washed what they needed, put on the table. And here from some village, on a tractor, bring some man with a broken appendix (well, the thing is awful, peritonitis there and all that). by Fedor
Stepanovich says, so and so, the case is critical, you will have to wait. Nothing to do, he comes down from the table. He sits and waits. At that time, the man is undergoing an operation. And at the most culminating moment in the hospital (and in the entire village) the light is cut off. A slight shock, but in Russia, such a fist occurs constantly, so doctors run for lamps, lamps and the operation continues. From all of this, a friend's father's eyes climb to his forehead and an accelerated heartbeat begins. And most interestingly, the stomach stops getting sick. He gets up, goes to the doctor and says, like, comrade doctor, I’ve got it all over, maybe I’ll go home. Well, the doctor, of course, as in the proverb "baby with the wagon, the cowboy is easier" it is only pleasant. He replied, OK, go, but if anything right away. F. S. on the joys flew home like on the wings (that is, there are a couple of three kilometers for the village resident!). Since then, more than 15 years have passed.
Fyodor Stepanovich appendicitis has never been sick! This is the shock therapy of Russian medicine. The Americans and the Germans before us.
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