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 04.05.2010
Damn, I can't understand everything - but what did the cops pick up before the appearance of mobile phones?
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Hi my little brother. I see, I see that you are interested - so sit down more comfortably, now I will tell you how it was.In the past life was not as saturated with gadgets as it is now.
Long before these terrible times, the hoppies took off the bills and arithmometers "Felix", with the words "we are here tomorrow at this same time, I will give you everything". From these hopes grew those who raised the economy of Russia.Desperate clusters of minors and angry Spaniards committed raids on sandstores. After that, they took home the prey - plastic soldiers and pistols with pistols or suckers. This was how our future army was formed.Especially insidious copters took Rubik's cubes, and after unsuccessful casting fell into a coma - so our architects grew up.There were those who did not hate calculators "Electronics"."Hear, boy, count it?".They are now engaged in business and commerce.The milk and iris bites were selected by those who now call themselves thieves in the law. Sometimes they can be seen in some administration. Look closer at their faces – among them are those who once took from your father the twenty-penny coin, released to him for a plumbing, or even a full-weight, metal ruble – a real treasure at that time.
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