bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 95 - ]
 06.05.2010
We had one blonde girl in the group, a real one, asking stupid questions, tapping the eyelids and painting the hairy sponges in pink 15 times per couple. One day, she comes to college and reports that she is pregnant. What to do - to rejoice or to cry - she has not yet decided, but on numerous questions How did it happen? Why are you not protected? She replied very unexpectedly: "We were protected! for the first time. And then he said to me that no more need, the empty bullets will go on! Hike"
I wonder if he was hot or really wanted to get married?? to
Source: http://bash.im
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna