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 10.05.2010
As stupid as to cut off the veins or hang. I would leave life happier. He would take his best friends hostage. As a requirement, we would be continuously supplied with the freshest breweries, salty snacks and elegant girls. Then at the height would require the performance of a couple of rock bands and as a gift to each friend a racing motorcycle.
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