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 12.05.2010
May 9, for excess speed stops GIBDshnik.
-Comrade senior lieutenant, may in honor of the holiday warn, do not punish.
I can not. I have a plan. Twenty drivers will be sentenced. Then I will let go.
If you come to me, don’t be disappointed. I will also have a "plan".
And you are who?
I am a surgeon. The guarantee plan will be "by castration". I leave without eggs.
As you cut, so you cut! ( is smiling )
Do you pay back the fines?! to
He rushes to tears and lets go.
The great power of art.
P.S Actually, I am not a doctor.
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