A day of long life:
You wake up, you are 25 years old. All your childhood and your youth you slept safely. You go to the bathroom and wash and shower for a whole year, then breakfast for 1.5 years, search for keys / wallet / mobile phone for six months and go to work / school. You go to work for about 3 years, come and sit for your job for 9 years. Then you have a lunch break - you eat for 3 years. Then another 12 and a half years. Then, for six years, sit in the theatre or the cinema... or walk around the museum. After a three-year dinner with candles, you watch the evening news for another 2 years, and then a month to brush your teeth. The final is the most funny – you dress for six months, then stretch the condom for 2.5 weeks, fuck for 2.5 years, finish for 2 months and die.
c) from ZH