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 21.05.2010
Arctic_Wolf: One of my acquaintances, being in a strong power, risked to get home from the guests on his right-hand Toyota (it took less than a quarter to travel). In his dim head appeared, in his opinion, the old-fashioned idea - to sit on the left side and turn the machine on the move, and if the GAIs catch, then say that the driver escaped... The car slowly rotated on empty course, and he turned the steering wheel from the passenger seat. But when he approached the gates of his private house, he found no pedals under his feet and while he was trying to find them, the car twisted the gate, crushed the headlights, broke the tamper, the radiator grid and only then stung)))
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