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 22.05.2010
Alice (12:22:42 21/05/2010)
? to I would like to meet a man who smells of sea and sun, with cool salt lips and a warm breath stuck in my hair. Who knows how to dive and swim beyond the horizon, understands what dolphins are talking about and can read my thoughts.
Aleksander (13:35:28 21/05/2010)
I know his name and how to find him.
Aleksander (13:38:42 21/05/2010)
His name is Ichthyander, and you can call him this way:
You come to the store, get the cheapest bottle of vodka and cheese "Friendship". You go home, drink the whole bottle through force, smell the cheese, which will be the catalyst of the reaction, (the main thing is to run to the altar of the ichthyandra call), and accordingly call the ichthyandra. There is a 50/50 probability that it will appear.
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