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 30.03.2008
Stories about cars and trains.



A long time ago, when I studied at the military department, we were a course officer.

He told a story from the service in the GDR. I do not claim truthfulness.

The own history.



On the march from the column behind the communication machine on the base of ZIL 131 with kung and

The R-409 relay station. There was a small breakdown there.

Late for 3 hours. We decided to catch a short path where we had to cross.

Waiting for a move, of course, without a slug.

And when they tried to cross the rails, they once again had some hiccups and

The car remained.

As it should have happened, the train went. The driver did not realize that they

They were stunned (well, it didn’t fit in the German brain that it could be like this car.

put on the front of the train), walked, walked, and stopped started,

When it came to him.

In short, as a result of 30 meters pulled this Zila along the paths. Victims are not

There was, the relay station turned, and Zila remembered specifically. The machinery,

Naturally not to blame.



But this is only the beginning, a week later in another Soviet v/h in the territory.

GDR, our guys noticed something, they found little and they went.

on the BTR to change the slice in tomato sauce (the Germans did not make such canned foods,

They liked the local snacks.

And when they returned to the BTR, and it was already dark, they went astray.

I saw a car and probably there was a road.

It was really a road, only a railroad and the diesel was driven by it.

Station without wagons. In short, the Soviet BTR

He dropped the diesel from the roads, crossed through it and struck his nose into the ground.

No casualties, but with injuries.



So the next morning German newspapers came out with the headline "Vengeance".

The Russians, in full seriousness, described how the Russians pursued

German diesel and revenge for Zila.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an0803/o080329;1.html
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