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 02.06.2010
The PPC! Recently, my brother M.H. found some printing of leaves on a 150-tractate on the topic of sex (such as some new current in sexology). The first chapter about training and development,so to say, the female intimate muscles))The exercise, which was recommended to perform regularly, was the following-sweep,gm,inside "the stone egg" (judging by the description and picture,healthy such a stone hammer,absolutely smooth)and with it to walk with it.Hren with it,killed note from below- "... if you can not pull the egg on your own or it just stuck, panic, take a deep breath,hop and laugh, sooner or later the egg will fall out".So if you see a cute lady directly put the egg in any place, or it would, it would, just seem, reluctantly press the girl and you will be pressed to the doctor for a long time, you will not be
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