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 04.06.2010
Soup
Nastya married out of great love, and the young family immediately thought about continuing the family. Several years did not get pregnant, but the guys tried, and this is the happiness - a daughter was born, Olechka.
Grey-eyed blonde, angel Olecka was a painful thin baby - from allergies sliding into a cold, from there smoothly flowed into watermelon and dysbiosis, the diathesis in the child began even from looking at fruits. Nastia wrapped around her daughter and husband (he turned out to be a remarkable money maker, but absolutely unstable in everyday life), sleepless nights became the rule, she never went to work, free minutes were really minutes.
There was a disaster when Olecke was already five - unpretentious Nastya for trouble missed the first signs of appendicitis, and on an ambulance she was taken with peritonitis. Operation, resuscitation, two weeks Nastiu was cared for and fed through a dropper. As soon as she could walk, she ran out of the hospital.
Holding a broken stomach, on the walls. To Olecka invisible, to husband beloved, unattended, hungry-cold-unhappy.
She saw her daughter and shrugged - rounded red cheeks, spinning a bubble.
What did you eat for breakfast?
Blowing the eyes and forging the shoe carpet:
The soup...
What did you and your dad eat for lunch?
by Sjuyup...
What will we cook for dinner with you?
The soup!! to
Dad was uncomfortable in the everyday life, but he knew that you could eat a bowl without even heating up. And the potatoes will sooner or later boil, especially if it is cleaned and cut. And carrots with onions should be roasted on oil before adding to the dish. What oil? Of course butter, the existence of other oils the husband did not think about. If all the resulting water is diluted, then it will be liquid, so - soup. Soup is good for children. And this soup was fed by the child and dad for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Strangely enough, Olechko was passed by allergies and indigestion, and red cheeks spoke in favor of such a "diet" nutrition.
Three years have passed since the incident and everyone is fine. On the weekend, if Mom doesn't mind, Dad makes daughter's favorite dish - soup.
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