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 12.06.2010
XXX: I was sitting behind the compass yesterday. Time almost midnight. My mother is watching TV on the couch at this time.
I went to the kitchen to make coffee. And then suddenly I hear such loud, deaf beats in the room. I run – I look. The mother ruthlessly beats, flying through the open door of the balcony, the flying mouse of the swab.
HHH: When she saw me, she was with a whisper "Ayajaja! Kill her!!" he jumps onto the couch and clamps to the wall.
I am shocked by such a change in personality, but still nothing to do, I had to carefully catch the mouse with a cloth and throw it out of the balcony.
Thus, the most important thing to grind is that this creature eventually bit me, not the one who mocked her.
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