Nexus: This is something else. I recently came to the country to distant relatives, so they have a toilet there right on the street, with all the consequences - a bush and smell.
In general, every six months, they hire a neighbor’s uncle Vasu to carve out and take the shit out of the pit.
I arrived well – just to the burial. On the day "X", I and my relatives went out to wait for the "Destroyer" coming.
expl0Rer: So what?
Nexus is waiting. Not only did he come drunk into the swamp and oral Murka, but he also, seeing us and the open hole leading into the pit, with the words "Cleanse your own shit!" and fell into the hole as a soldier.
expl0Rer: XD
Nexus: The most interesting thing happened when we looked inside – he, with an unfailing horror in his eyes, asked – “Where am I?”