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 14.06.2010
Recently in the universe the case was: comes to the seminar of the predecessor - shrinking, "beautiful" already. Listen to your ears, happy... Let us tell stories from your life. Here comes the girl - late 10 minutes for a couple. He suddenly became terrible, and:
He said, “How late are you?? to
She: Well... you know, traffic jams...
He: What fucking traffic? I don’t care! Go for a certificate in which the reasons for your delay will be written!
I’m sorry, I’m not going to...
“Anna, go for a certificate!
She: Where is she?
It is in 252 cabinets.
As soon as she comes out, he begins to roast. We sit and quietly cheer. And then he publishes: "Ggg, and 252 cabinet is a female toilet=))" And then the whole group fell into a precipitation=)
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