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 16.06.2010
You don’t need knives?
[17:22:08] yyy: O_o
[17:22:12] yyy: for what purpose?)
xxx: well, cut off
Do you have anything to do with yourself?
[17:22:27] xxx: )))
[17:22:42] yyy: no, I offer to buy on purchase, Japanese knives, samurai
[17:23:40] xxx: aaaaaaah, I understood. no, no need)))I was so... with bare hands)))) like a ninja - came to the kitchen in a black kimono... put a tomato on the board and so "HAYYA!!" the edge of the palm....and all)))...and the whole kitchen is shit)
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