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 19.06.2010
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I tried to explain to my mom why Linux is better than Windows. Mom thought a little and replied:
“I knew before you were born that something was going wrong when my father tried to put together an electric chair for mice.

pppp
Fuck, this is an idea. electricity look - mouse-loving on the basis of the microwave - even the topic of Aztec! Inside is cheese. When the cheese is driven, the drive closes the door and rows the feed. by the timer, when the product is ready, the door opens - at the same time, the trap mechanism rebounds. Now the mice run the current not on cheese, but also on the grill))

ZZZZZZ
You are cruel.
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