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 19.06.2010
Mom works in the kitchen, daughter turns around the mirror in a red blouse, a short shirt and shoes.
Daughter: Mom, how do I go for an exam in a 30-degree heat in a blouse?
I don’t know what you’re going to do as a fool.
The daughter hides for five minutes in the room and goes out from there in a t-shirt two sizes larger with the ugly inscription, the same shirt and shoes and sticks her red shirt into the bag.
Why do you wear this shirt with you?
What if there is a solemn ceremony? I am like a fool in a shirt.
Mother : Ms. No matter what side you look at, it’s stupid.
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