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 22.06.2010
Masya: Yesterday I was in the bus with my grandfather from Ostashkova Administration.
Masya: Every summer, young men and girls, Putinists, are brought to Seliger.
Masya: In order not to fuck, do not chew, do not smoke, but pray, fast, sing the anthem of the Russian Union and satisfy once every three days by masturbating on a portrait of Krab specially issued for this at arrival.
Masya: So, every year afterwards, two BARGES of empty bottles, smoked condoms and portraits of Krab used as intended are taken from there. for another appointment. for the correct appointment.
Masya: So let’s break.
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