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 29.06.2010
To be honest, I’ve been to work twice in my life.
Damn, fuck, I don’t know what to do.
YYY: Composition of SII
XX: Well, that’s like I know, but it’s not enough to just send it? I need a lottery appliance.
yyy : Application Later you write according to the following plan:

1st Dear sir/mam, I am writing because I want to go to your fucking pub.
2nd I'm going to hide how you should smell in your fucking pub, because the experience of working with people, bla bla bla, it will be useful to me.

Three You have to hike as you need, so that I work in your shit pub... I think I have enough experience to hike in your shit pub, very adequate, I know English well, friendly etc...

4 is I dream of you taking me to work at your fucking pub because I love England and dream of bringing my English to perfection.

5 is I wait as I wait for your answer.
6 is Being with you with all your heart
Point of 7. God is
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