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 01.07.2010
New Year’s Eve... Extraordinary!
The year 1996 had to meet in South Yakutia. Nürnberg – respect for the city of youth!!!! to
Two friends came to me on New Year’s Eve. The theme with trees is solved very simply - in the forestry you take a ticket for cutting, go to the workplace and rub the New Year's beauty "under the root." The freedom of choice is complete, the problem is only to get to the place. Since I have NIVA, the issue is resolved - we go!! to
Up to 20 to 30 kilometers along the taiga, near the city. I got permission to cut (the penalty is more than exactly 30!!! Once for the illegal corruption of forest plantations), a tail, a pile - advanced.
Comrades on the way, “for a good hunt!” For the New Year!! For that guy!! They take a hot...
They have arrived (almost) On the road stopped twice to smoke and pour out used.
At the second stop, right from the road, we see three tree trees, meters from the road.
50, flat, pyramidal, like a New Year's card - only balls left to hang and a squid!! Just 10 meters from each other.
This is for us!! They were driving after them! Ruby here! Parking on the side, we.
Send it!! to
While I was turning out and killing the car from the road (the rail is snowy, two to go away), a friend took a tail, a saw, and a basement through the snow in the direction of the tree tree... The second is on the side of the road, casts...
The cry of AAAAAA!! and silence... There is no “woodcut”... Traces go in the direction of the tree tree, and then... The hole!! to
We digested the unlucky hunter together for an hour and a half, with our hands, and then removed the cap from the NIVY. Half an hour later they reached him at a depth of about three meters. The new year card trees were the tops of trees standing in the snow-borne wreath. Five to six meters he was able to walk on a hard rope, and then died under the snow with his arms raised up, in which the tail and the saw was pressed. So it stood for two hours, until we dug it out, there was no possibility to move, it was good even to breathe.
We cut down the trees, but not this time.
When I came to that place in the summer for the sake of interest, I realized that the friend was still easily done (I want to say easily done) - the depth of the wreath, i.e. the height of the oils was 20 meters.
Good New Year, Nergy!! to
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