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 02.07.2010
Hello, how is it, what’s new?
Nothing, everything is old.
How on the personal front?
He: Yes, it’s all the same, one...
She: What is so bad?
He: Well, you know... I’m already somewhat out of the women.
She: Why so...
He: Sometimes you look at a beautiful sunset... like the waves of the sea whisper about the sandy shore... So you want to lure somebody, stitch, press to your strong chest and have passionate, gentle and hot sex... and watch porn, and it all goes by.
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