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 05.07.2010
Alesya: Good night Nicholas? How do you live? Do you have a tail? I need it very much!

No, I don’t have a tail for that purpose!
What happened?

Alesya: I need to send someone out tomorrow at 11 a.m. The business plan of the patchcord factory. I only wrote business plans for media accounts and exams. This one is real. I am absolutely in shock! And if I don’t write it or write it badly, then investors won’t give money (and it’s all because of me)! I need to include everything there!! Starting with the choice of place for the construction of this plant and ending with contributions to the pension and insurance funds. All equipment and raw materials for production, personnel, salary, profitability, expected production volume per year.
How do I know how many patchcards are released per year? I only learned today for the first time that such a thing exists.

Nikolay: Stay at home! Do not go anywhere! The torch will soon be...
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