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 05.07.2010
I: Why are you sad?
Yesterday I broke up with yours! I don’t know how to cook eggs, I don’t even know how to cook eggs.
Why can’t I cook eggs? What are you doing with them?
Okya: Well, I just put the eggs in the pot, pour cold water and put on fire, after 8 minutes I take off and in cold water.
I: Well, I am the same, but how is it right?
Okya: It turns out to have to put eggs in a boiler. Salted water and boil for 2 minutes for "smelt", 6 minutes "hard"! I also read a lecture about delicious and healthy food, fucking!
I:Listen, I rattled and decided to tell the boss this as a joke, then I decided to ask: Andrei Stepanovich, tell me how you cook eggs? And he – in the boiling salty water..." ALL!!! I was broken!!! to
Oxygen: That is all. The universal conspiracy of men!!!! to
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