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 08.07.2010
I will take a Russian-female conversation with me.
It doesn’t make women’s logic so simple.
He is in forty volumes. Each kilogram weighs 4. There are no pictures. Porn as well. The first 20 volumes are devoted to the female "Yes" and the female "No" A couple of volumes about "Dear, I look good?"
She: Hm... many concepts in a woman’s head, it seems, can only be described with drawings.)
ON: More than a dozen volumes about "This dress will not fill me?" There is a coloring appendix. Also in 40 volumes.
and there is a small e-book "How to get a girl to make a drop in 10 minutes after dating"
She: ha ha) and what, does it work? )))
He: I have not read. But I think there is advice to remove the prostitute. And maps of cities with points of view
She: ) probably )) because even drinking a girl so quickly is not real ))
ON: And there’s something about hypnosis: Intonational Power Notes
"You must suck out" (powered by voting)
"Please be careful!"
"Or I don’t know what’s going to happen to me" (suggested as a three-hour constipation voice)
I am punished by robots from the planet Geleon-17 (mechanical steel)
I was bitten by a snake!!!" (with a hysterical and panic voice)
I will die of laughter before I act like this.)
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