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 09.07.2010
Max: We have a healer!
YYY: What is it for?
In short, we are going to Leninsky on bikes yesterday. There’s also an aunt on a bike behind me.
We fall, I go to the left, she goes to the right.
XXX: Max fits, helps me get up, I’m alive but remember. He comes to his aunt and wants to help her.
What about my aunt? Sympathetic is?
XXX: This is not the case. She’s kind of lying and begins to scream that we’re fucking piddars and her two legs are broken, and she’s dragging us in the vessels.
XXX: And it’s fucking because she’s fucked up herself.
XXX: And Max is this: show the rights. What are O.O. rights? Max gets his certificate of a participant in the Novgorod course, there is a photo and generally looks solid, such as: the right of the driver of the bicycle.
yyy : )))
XXX: Do you have any right? Let the Gibbs understand. The cell phone gets.
YYY: And here is this aunt allegedly with broken legs in 5 seconds already crawling on her big away from us.
You are fucking ugly 😉
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