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 19.07.2010
The heat is confusing. I went out of the store and bought a bottle of water. Beautifully so I open it, pshchik, cold water is poured into the throat... and a little bit of such a dull man, straight out with saliva. He says, “I am very ashamed... you’re sorry, please... so I want to drink... can you take a garlic?” I am not greedy. I say, I’ll make a few more swallows and give a bottle. Well, I drink, I close the bottle, I say.
The man took a bottle – and stood, mourned. He was confused and said, “You’re sorry... I’m really ashamed... noah... please... tell... and you’re not a Venetian?”“?”
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